I never get invited to parties
I have a really hard time
Getting along with regular people
Please apologise to everyone
In the village in advance

Let me grab my broom
I want to be a good little witch
Not a witch in a crack house

This time, this time
Next time, next time

I’ll pretend to need help
(Oh, I guess I do need help!)

A witch waves her wand in the void
And I’m here so that essentially
You can say, ‘What’s wrong?’

I talk with a grasshopper at the bar
Herman Munster moves in the shadows
It snows heavily inside the monitor
A BMX breathes out gorgeous flowers

Life is beautiful
An absolute nightmare

Next time, next time
Next time, next time