My interests are politics and reading my parents’
books about politics and celebrity, because 
what makes me happy from normal things is ice cream cake. 

Or iceberg lettuce from a salad spinner lightly salted as a snack. 

Most of the time we bring stuff to cook with like cold cuts and corn
on the cob, and sometimes we will call for pizza,
and we should be doing more to help but at least one night we get crabs.

Specifically, mint chocolate chip with the chocolate cake

especially the cake after it freezes so it fuzzes your tongue,

after a few days in the freezer, 

because the rough texture of the shards is good and not replicated by other franchises.